The 10 Commandments of Driving

So you've heard that the Cardinals and Bishops and such over in the Vatican actually sat down and banged out a "10 Commandments For Driving" list right? (seriously)

If not, here they are:

• 1. You shall not kill.
• 2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
• 3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
• 4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
• 5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
• 6. Charitably convince the young and not-so-young not to drive when they are not in a fit condition to do so.
• 7. Support the families of accident victims.
• 8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
• 9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
• 10. Feel responsible towards others.

So let me get this straight... all is right in the world at the moment, huh? There's no war, famine, pestilence, global warming, crime, murder, overpopulation, so on and so forth.

And the Pope, along with the rest of his clergy, had nothing better to do so they decided to kill some free time by sitting around and hammering out some holy driving guidelines? Alrighty then...

Will these be included on the next DMV test?

ADDITION: This last week or two driving north on I-25 has been pure hell. Someone at Cosmix needs to redo the North Nevada on ramp getting on to I-25 (around Rockrimmon and Woodmen), and whoever originally designed it needs to be fired. Pronto. That bottle neck causes stop-n-go traffic - each and evry day - all the way past Fillmore. It's insane! Oh, and another thing... people in this state have NO clue how to merge onto a freeway. GET A CLUE PEOPLE!