Prince's Purple Rain of Terror

Each week Sports Illustrated offers up a "Sign of the Apocalypse" tidbit. Most are funny, but this asinine piece of humanity just speaks to the depths to which a great many people in this society frankly shouldn't be taking up air that other descent people are breathing.

"In formal complaints to the FCC, a man said Prince's Super Bowl halftime performance left him with erectile dysfunction, while a woman complained it might turn her son gay."

Beware the (supposed) phallic symbol's power to deflower!

I really don't need to expand on this, but at some point (soon) this world will have to implement laws that restrict people's ability to procreate, because the gene pool is getting mighty diluted.