Thursday, May 24, 2007

A Giant Catastrophe!

A few rants to read while ya suck down your morning java...

Dateline - Denver, CO - A Coors train tanker full of Rocky Mountain goodness derailed yesterday, spilling all of its golden delicious contents. Alas poor beer, we never knew ye or were allowed your frosty hoppiness to touch our lips. You will be mourned.

Dateline - New York, NY - Jason Giambi deflected the steroid fueled witch hunt of Barry Bonds briefly when he admitted to taking performance enhancing horse drugs (aka steroids). He did come to Barry's defense in a round about why whey he said: "I'm probably tested more than anybody else. I'm not hiding anything. That stuff didn't help me hit home runs. I don't care what people say, nothing is going to give you that gift of hitting a baseball. I was wrong for doing that stuff. What we should have done a long time ago was stand up players, ownership, everybody and said: 'We made a mistake.'"


Barry might be a "giant" ass of a human being, but he's still the greatest ball player to ever live. The Best. Ever. Anyone who thinks otherwise is 1) not a true fan of the game of baseball, and 2) has no F'ing clue what they're talking about (and I'll be more than happy to get into a very long debate with anyone, anywhere, at anytime about this... just be ready to be besieged with facts).

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